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Feature: The Tale Of The 2 Johns…..

Posted by Emmo on November 19, 2008

Jon Gaunt

So Jon Gaunt has been sacked from his hugely popular Radio show on Talksport.

It doesn’t seem to matter that Gaunty had the highest ratings from 10am-1pm. I’m led to believe that nearly 1 million listeners a day listened between 10am-1pm.

This is because he called a Redbridge counsellor a “Nazi” and an “ignorant pig” after the suit had told listeners that people who smoked shouldn’t be allowed to adopt children. What crap. I’m a non smoker by the way.
We all know that smoking is a filthy disgusting habit. The pubs and other social places are 100 times better since the ban came in, but now people are being told they can’t even smoke at home.

If you have read Jon Gaunts autobiography then you will know that his mum died when he was young, his dad couldn’t cope and put him into care. The stories that Gaunty tells are extremely personal and heartbreaking about his time in care. His heart is well and truly on his sleeve when this topic is mentioned.

What Gaunty was basically saying to the counsellor was that if you asked a child in care whether they would want to stay in care or be taken into a loving home by new parents who smoked what do you think the child’s response would be?
Would they say keep me in care because these 2 people smoke or would they like to be given a chance to live like normal boys and girls, have a Sunday roast and a chance to celebrate Christmas and Birthdays, things I imagine go uncelebrated in care homes. I think the answer is obvious.

The whole issue here is getting kids out of care and into families to give them a better chance in life, smoking shouldn’t even be an issue.

Gaunty let his emotions get the better of him as his past probably came back to haunt him. To him it probably felt like being in care again when a suit said no families for people who smoke. Took him back to hearing the door slam as his dad left the care home and left him all alone. He spoke up for the kids in care and if anyone should know what they would say it would be him as he has been there.

The counsellor accepted an apology and Gaunty adjusted it to from Nazi to “Health Nazi” and after an apology on air after his show that should have been the last of it.
Talksport received a few complaints but then they probably do every day, in fact they used to make adverts saying listen to Britain’s most controversial DJ on this station. They used the 48 complaints last year to promote Gaunty and have now used the few he got last week to sack him. How hypercritical is that?

I don’t know what’s going on at Talksport towers lately. I do know that have got a new owner who saw fit to sack Mike Mendoza & James Whale, both of which had the most listeners at the time when their shows were on air.
Whale was sacked for saying that we should vote for Boris Johnson instead of Ken Livingston at the London Mayor elections this year. Here is a man who has come through Kidney cancer but still came into work despite doctors orders not to.

Mike Mendoza didn’t have his contract renewed as the new owner thought he could get someone in better and that’s his prerogative but from what I have heard the listeners are voting with their ears.

All the personalities are now gone from Talksport, yes you still have Mike Parry, Danny Kelly, Hawksbee and Jacobs and Ian Collins but how long until they say something not PC and are fired?

Alan Brazil was recently convicted of drink driving when found way over the drinking limit. What’s worse? Telling someone to vote Boris or possibly killing people with drink driving? It’s a no brainer.

The world has gone PC mad lately. Yes Gaunty shouldn’t have called this bloke a Nazi but to him it felt like the counsellor was one. He should have said it to him in the ad break. Thing is if I know Gaunty he probably has something up his sleeve already. He will continue on his various TV programmes and still write his column for the Sun. The real losers are his 1 million fans. But one thing is for certain is that when Gaunty takes the reins on another Radio show expect 1 million listeners to flick over from Talksport to listen to him. As he keeps telling us, he has 3 sony’s you know!!!

update: 20/11/08 – click on the comments at the bottom of the page to see reply from Jon Gaunt himself!!!

John Sergeant

I have just been informed that John Sergeant who is currently wowing the public with his moves on BBC1s Strictly Come Dancing has stepped down. Why? Because the BBC and other dancers don’t want him there. They think he is belittling the competition.

What rubbish. The BBC have to realise that we the public pay for their shows and if we want to see some old bloke bust his moves on the dance floor then we will. We ring up and vote (paying more money to BBC) so we decide who we want to keep. Not them.

I watched it last week for the first time and all the poncy dancers who were in fear of going out were saying “Vote for the dancing not who you like or feel sorry for.” How patronising.

If they have to moan about something then how about moaning at Bruce Forsyth who they wheel out every year to present the show. His dreadful gags and not being able to read the auto-cue is painful to watch.

The public voted and they thought Sergeant was better than anyone else and voted for him in their thousands. The judges slagged him off and said him being in the competition was a joke. The joke was on them as the person they thought would fall at the first hurdle and be laughed of the show has won over the public.

OK, Sergeant isn’t the most light footed dancer to ever grace the dance floor but the public love the fact that he has got up and had a go. Remember the public decides not the BBC so why is everyone on the show moaning? If no one watched it and didn’t vote the show would be taken off air.

What’s even more impressive is that fact that Sergeant doesn’t have a sob story like most of the mob on ITVs The X Factor. This is another show where its decided by the public. Every week Simon Cowell says “Your vote has to be for the best singer.” If both these shows are not happy with the public’s views and the results they get from us then don’t get us to spend our weekends and money having the cheek to vote for who WE want. Pick them yourself and get of our TVs!!!

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Feature: What’s Happened To Jacko’s Millions

Posted by Emmo on November 18, 2008

Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hours close at hand………..and Jacko’s nearly bankrupt.

What has happened to Mickey J? Once a great entertainer and responsible for some of the world’s best pop songs (we have all liked Jacko at some point in our lives, he has touched us all….not like that!!!) Jacko it seems has blown his money on what seems like a ton of tacky objects for his living room.

In the last 10 years (roughly) Jacko has just re-released the same old albums with songs that were too shit to make the original, stuck it a jewel case (wow!), added a few new photos and put it back out for his fans to buy the old stuff that they already have.
Who is buying this stuff? My mate Dean. He is probably responsible for keeping Jacko’s Never Land open on his own. He would buy the sound of Jacko farting 12 times in an empty can of baked beans if he released it as an album. Dean buys re-release after re-release and tries to convince us (more like himself) that he is not being ripped off by the former king of pop.
I mean over 200 million people have Thriller so why would they want to buy it again?

Since the allegations Jacko has done nothing of any note that I can remember. Let’s get this straight. I don’t care he hasn’t released anything nor would I care if he never released anything again (although that fart album sounds like it’s worth a listen) but how can this man be skint?

I haven’t heard anything from Jacko in years but last night I flicked on the news to find he has (allegedly) borrowed £5 million from the son of a king with the promise to pay it back with the royalties of a new album. That album has never seen the light of day. If Jacko loses this court case he will be bankrupt and have to sell all his property. This time I don’t think another Greatest Hits album will do the trick.

There is talk of a world tour but why should fans (I’m not one) pay to watch some bloke go through the motions to pay his debts off? No album in the past few years means no recent tours and no tours means no hugely overpriced merchandise stalls selling a £2 t-shirt for £35.
If he had got off his plastic arse and released a new album a few years ago he could be back at the top of the charts but MJ has done nothing but spend his money of awful antiques and now don’t have an antique pot to piss in.

I think Jacko should have released an album the day after he was found not guilty of kiddie fiddling. The album would have shot straight to number 1. Even if Dean hadn’t bought his 10,000 copies the album would have been a success as there’s no such thing as bad publicity is there? Don’t believe me? Look at Andrew Sachs.

Sachs was never on the TV unless there was a re-run of Faulty Towers but now Jonathon Ross and Russell Brand have told the world Brand shagged his granddaughter the bloke hasn’t been off my TV. Coronation Street now want him to be a new character and he is being inundated with offers for work and why is this? It’s all down to his granddaughter being a stripper who shagged some tramp from Tilbury. She was so upset that her poor old granddad had been seen to be having the Michael (no pun) taken out of him she just had to sell her side to the Sun newspaper while promoting her job as the chief rubber of blood on her tits in the Vampire Sluts. Sachs gets all this work all because the world now knows what he knew all along about his granddaughter.

The world has indeed gone mad so Cha’mon MJ get your bony arse in gear and give something to your fans something to shout about. If you dont have any new songs I have an empty can of baked beans waiting for you…..

update – Dean has left two comments about MJ – please read them

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