Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hours close at hand………..and Jacko’s nearly bankrupt.
What has happened to Mickey J? Once a great entertainer and responsible for some of the world’s best pop songs (we have all liked Jacko at some point in our lives, he has touched us all….not like that!!!) Jacko it seems has blown his money on what seems like a ton of tacky objects for his living room.
In the last 10 years (roughly) Jacko has just re-released the same old albums with songs that were too shit to make the original, stuck it a jewel case (wow!), added a few new photos and put it back out for his fans to buy the old stuff that they already have.
Who is buying this stuff? My mate Dean. He is probably responsible for keeping Jacko’s Never Land open on his own. He would buy the sound of Jacko farting 12 times in an empty can of baked beans if he released it as an album. Dean buys re-release after re-release and tries to convince us (more like himself) that he is not being ripped off by the former king of pop.
I mean over 200 million people have Thriller so why would they want to buy it again?
Since the allegations Jacko has done nothing of any note that I can remember. Let’s get this straight. I don’t care he hasn’t released anything nor would I care if he never released anything again (although that fart album sounds like it’s worth a listen) but how can this man be skint?
I haven’t heard anything from Jacko in years but last night I flicked on the news to find he has (allegedly) borrowed £5 million from the son of a king with the promise to pay it back with the royalties of a new album. That album has never seen the light of day. If Jacko loses this court case he will be bankrupt and have to sell all his property. This time I don’t think another Greatest Hits album will do the trick.
There is talk of a world tour but why should fans (I’m not one) pay to watch some bloke go through the motions to pay his debts off? No album in the past few years means no recent tours and no tours means no hugely overpriced merchandise stalls selling a £2 t-shirt for £35.
If he had got off his plastic arse and released a new album a few years ago he could be back at the top of the charts but MJ has done nothing but spend his money of awful antiques and now don’t have an antique pot to piss in.
I think Jacko should have released an album the day after he was found not guilty of kiddie fiddling. The album would have shot straight to number 1. Even if Dean hadn’t bought his 10,000 copies the album would have been a success as there’s no such thing as bad publicity is there? Don’t believe me? Look at Andrew Sachs.
Sachs was never on the TV unless there was a re-run of Faulty Towers but now Jonathon Ross and Russell Brand have told the world Brand shagged his granddaughter the bloke hasn’t been off my TV. Coronation Street now want him to be a new character and he is being inundated with offers for work and why is this? It’s all down to his granddaughter being a stripper who shagged some tramp from Tilbury. She was so upset that her poor old granddad had been seen to be having the Michael (no pun) taken out of him she just had to sell her side to the Sun newspaper while promoting her job as the chief rubber of blood on her tits in the Vampire Sluts. Sachs gets all this work all because the world now knows what he knew all along about his granddaughter.
The world has indeed gone mad so Cha’mon MJ get your bony arse in gear and give something to your fans something to shout about. If you dont have any new songs I have an empty can of baked beans waiting for you…..
update – Dean has left two comments about MJ – please read them
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You, kind sir, need to get your facts correct before posting…..and when i say facts i mean do more research other than reading an article in the Sun, your letting yourself down by being drawn into the sensationalist world of mong-tard council estate Sun readers.
Thriller is officially recognised as selling 104 Million albums, a new album is in the process of being recorded and MJ has just featured on Akons new album in a lovely little track called “Hold my hand”.
As for MJ continually re-releasing old albums and greatest hits, it isn’t him that does it, its Sony.
For your info, Thriller just went back to No.1 in the US album charts so clearly there are still plenty of people out there finding his music for the first time.
I don’t buy the hits albums although i did get the new Thriller release which, for your info, went back into the UK album charts at No3, not bad for a 25 year old album!
While i’m on one….People seem to overlook his other work as a result of Thrillers stunning success but lets not forget Off the wall selling 20 million, Bad selling 30 million, Dangerous selling 35 million and history selling 20 million making it the biggest selling double album of all time……even Invincible sold 10 million, how many artists/bands would love to sell 10 million from one album? not bad for a “flop”.
Whenever the new album arrives it will be massive, maybe not by previous standards, but it will be massive and one or two things MJ has said recently suggest a world tour too.
As for being skint, i’d love to be a pound behind him!
paedo
LEAVE ME ALONE WILL YOU. IM NOT BAD BUT THATS THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL. FOR ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE JUST BEAT IT COS IF YOU WANNA BE STARTIN SOMETHING THEN I’LL ROCK WITH YOU. AS FOR BILLIE JEAN, SHE’S OUT OF MY LIFE. REMEMBER THE TIME SHE SMOTHERED HERSELF IN JAM THEN HID IN THE CLOSET? I TAPPED ON THE DOOR AND ASKED, WHO IS IT? SHE CAME OUT AND I COULDNT TELL IF SHE WAS BLACK OR WHITE. BUT ANYWAY. THE GIRL IS MINE BUT SHE’S GONE TOO SOON. SO I TOOK A HOLIDAY TO RUSSIA ON MY OWN. I WAS A STRANGER IN MOSCOW. I GOT IN A CAB. HE WAS A SPEED DEMON. I LOOKED AT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR AND TO MY SURPRISE IT WAS DIRTY DIANA FROM THE LAUNDERETTE!
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